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Miltary Jokes and Humor stories have always amused and entertained. We know that there are hundreds and hundreds of military jokes out there. We thought we would try to share as many with as possible.

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Wisdom From Avaition/Military Manuals	You May Be a Taliban, If ...	Pray for Me
Fully Accessorized Rifle	Mental Health Outsourcing	New Taliban Secret Weapon
Fellow Republican	Words Hurt	THE Marine Corps Version of Genesis 1
Military rules, by Service	Mid-Air Refueling	Talking Dog for Sale
Real Army Leaders	Politically Correct Nelson at Trafalgar	Port-a-Potty Terrorist
What is your weirdest mobile call?	Why It Pays to Know English - Warning Soldier Language	'My Plane'
'Kiss Me Sarge'	Hello, Senator Kennedy	Late to Work
Surrounded	New Terrorist Weapon	Paging Mr. Al Kyder
Trusting a Mad Man	Insurgents Interviewed in Iraq	New Digital Cockpit
Proposed Air Force Memorial Change	New Navy Recruiting Ad: WARNING RACY CONTENT	Peter Rabbit Tank Killer
Dear Friend	Landing Accident	How to Prepare for a Deployment to Iraq
Iraqi Explorer	LSD In Combat	Marine Jokes
McHale's Navy Lives	Military Common Sense Rules	Laziest Soldier
When the Chief Dies	Military Rules for the Non-Military Personnel	Military Work Rules
Baghdad Bob's Last Press Conference	Body Doubles	The Cannonical List of French Jokes
Fighter Pilot Jokes	French Victories	Do you have what it takes? (Visa and Mastercard accepted)
Iraqi Navy	Cannonical Murphy's Laws of Combat	Navy/Air Force Joint Operation
New Irai Town Names	Old Marine	Priceless Protest
Rules of Combat	Saddam's Lesser-Known Relatives	Uptight Colonel
More Things You Can't Do in the Army	War is Hell	New French Army Knife
Kilroy � Alive and Well at 65	From South Park to Afghanistan and Hating It	How Fast Can You Fly Backward? Or Why Helicopter Pilots are Superior
Towel Heads	Innovative Ways to Deal With a Random Drug Test (you have to do it in a cup in front of a witness.)	Chickens, Crossing Roads, and Iraq
Mini-CV	Secret Weapon Identified	Flyboy Goes to Heaven
The Army and the Air Force Try to Work Together	A Marine In Hell	Rules of dating a Drill Instructors daughter
A Lesson in Naval Logistics	New Air Force Uniform	What the Rangers Think of the Marines
The Baghdad Diet	Pilot Talking Rules	About Pilots
Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED)	Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part II	Military Alphabet
Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part III	DIRT	Safer in Iraq
Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part IV	Marine Bumper Stickers	Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part V
Naval Combustibles	One of God's Helpers	New Enlistment Oaths
Useful Latin Terms	Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part VI	Time to Reevaluate United States involvement
Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part VII	Top Five Warning Signs of Serious Troop Behavior Problems	The Five Most Dangerous Things in the Army
Failed Al Qaeda Recruiting Posters	Slipping Gear Could Ruin Your Day	Proof Kerry Was In Cambodia
Combat Never Forgets	Aeronautical Humor	Operator Instructions That Could Save Your Life
Subliminal Message in CBS Bush Memos?	Stress Management	New Officer Efficiency Reports
Ponchoman	Military Rules	New Army Award
If Today's Media Reported the Battle of Midway	Joint Rules for the Army-Navy-Air Force-Marine Corps Game	There's Something about a Gunny . . . .
How to Clear an Outhouse	Shopping in Israel	12 Step Program for the Military
How to Make Tanks	Military Life, In Their Own Words	Just A Little Puddle
Marine Corps Bumper Stickers	The Power of Sergeants	Sergeants' Methods
How to Cross a River	More French Bashing (all in good fun...)	Warning US Marines
Marine Corps Close Ground Support	New Military Hand Signals	New HUD Message - WARNING Explicit Language
Army Ranger, Marines and crocodile shoes....	How to Wash a Hand Grenade	Mogmarts - Preventative Maintenance Spoof
You Know You have been in Iraq too long when. ...	Camp New York Ain't No Fun	Updated, Improved and Expanded Murphy's Laws of Combat
The Laws of Aviation	Outhouse Attacked by Friendlies	How To Simulate The Life Of A Sailor
Wasting Away in Baghdad	Rangers Versus Special Forces: Hostage Rescue	Zamboni vs F-22
New Airline Cockpit Defense	Apache Speed Trap	Thunder Drones
How Long?	PowerPoint Quotes	What Does That Shirt Say?
A Plane to Fear	What Really Happened to the Submarine Kursk	The New Automated AEF Process
Dancing Machines	If World War II Was an RTS	Things Go Better With Coke
Super Tomcat	Multi-Seat F-14	What If the Iraq War was a RTS
Jane's Reserved Seat	Reliability?	Anciet Wars as an RTS
If Braveheart was a RTS	Sniper Feeling	New Marine Bumper Sticker
New Doctrinal Terms for the US Military	A Pilot's True Love	Calling Card (WARNING VERY NAUGHTY DOUBLE ENTENDRE)
Amphibious Abrams?	Non-Aggressive Marine	Army Staffing
Army Football Practice for Army/Navy Game Delayed	Burt Ruttan B-17	The Chief's Parrot
Cracks on Navy Helicopter	Doing The Work Of	A Medal for Horatius A Medal for Horatius
Taking Care of the Guantanamo Detainees	Moose on the Loose	Murphy�s Laws of Armor
What NCOs have noticed about Officers	New French Recruit	Changes to Recruit Training
Saddam's Nightmare	Seals vs. Green Beret	Spam Saddam
Taliban Kitty Captured	Things to Remember During a War	A True Story from Afghanistan
X-treme Deer Hunting	Bush Fuels Hate of Satan, Albright Says	How to Simulate Life in the Army
New French Threat Levels	Lessons Learned	Sixteen All-Time Biggest REAL Soldier Lies
Modern Military Terms	Mordor War Protests	Murphy's Laws of Combat
Navy Life vs Marine Life	A New Navy-Marine Corp Team	New Military Shoulder Patch
You know you're an "Old Soldier" when....	National Guard in Iraq	Osama Associate Interrogated
How to be Politically Correct when talking about Males and Males in the Army.	Performance Reviews: How To Interpret	Pilot Jokes
Priceless	Real Sergeants	Saddam's Future
Where Saddam Was Really Found	Seal Run	New Army Headgear
Sniper Cat	New Military Map Symbols	Then and Now
Before the Trouble Starts	The New USAF Uniform V-2	US Military Phone Message
The Value of Training	WALL-TO-WALL COUNSELING FM 22-102	Our Favorite Iraqi War Protestors
West Point Jokes	WMD on Google	New Chinese Military Wok
Defense Computer	Car Catapult	COTS Defined
Dear Marine	The Difference Between the Infantry, the Artillery and the Armored	DoD's Twelve Days of Christmas
Duck	Dumbest Officers?	Expectations
F-16 Recovery	Fast Attack Carrier	Find the Bird
French Baath Party	Innovation In Military Funding	Funny Flight Stories
The proper use of the F____ word	The Gettysburg Address for the 21st Century	Gitmo Vacation Get Away
Kofi Annan Announces Hans Blix's New UN Position	The Fifteen Commandments of Operational Security	Children's Television Workshop Closes Investigation of Bert/Osama Relationship
The New Chrysler New Yorker 2002	Swimming Swedes	How to Tell the Difference Between the Branches of the US Armed Forces!
Your Picture with the Chief of Staff	Sarge Pull His Finger	Remember Peace
Pure Stealth	A Marine 24 x 7	"Right, I said Right!"
Military's New Ribbon System to Lift Everyone's Self Esteem	New Additions to FM 101-5-1 Operational Terms & Graphics	The New Call for Fire Procedure for the Army of One
Operation Taliban Eradication	Origin of the Commissioned Officer Insignias (a bit off color)	Pilots and Their Guns
US Army Voice Mail Message	Aviation Humor	Just What the Doctor Ordered
Salty Sailor Talk. WARNING: Offensive Language.	Which Military Service Has Big Brass Ones?	New F-16 Load-Out Display
Fire When Ready, Gridley - Navy & Urnials	1^stSGT Rap	Humorous and Politically Incorrect Artifact from WWII
The Army and the Chicken	DoD's Twelve Days of Christmas	Marine Palm Pilot
Pan Am Opens Air Service to Bagdad	Holiday Greeting	The Night They Gunned Down Santa Claus
"What Time Is It?"	A Helping Hand	The Complete Military History of France
Saddam's New Bodyguards	The French Soldier's Magazine of Choice	US Response to France's Resistance Over War with Iraq
Some German History	New Recruit	Madeleine Albright Finally Discovers Her True Heritage
A Navy for the 21st Century	I Am A Bomb Technician ...	British Officer Fitness Reports
Camouflage Ink Blot Test	Submarine Launched Fighter	Yet Another Apology Letter
Official Apology Letter to China for the "Incident"	EP-3's Real Mission	Rules of the Air
J8 Attack	New Addition to the Fleet	Power Point Patton
THE BALLAD OF THE POWER POINT RANGER	Which Branch of the Service Do Your Prefer?	Beret Briefing
How to Simulate Being in the Navy	The Ultimate Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model)	In Fighter Pilot Heaven:
Nation Building with Silly Putty	Osama Passes On	Osama's Valentine
EU COMMISSIONER CHRIS F. PATTEN vs. US GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON	The Axis of Just as Evil	Who is the Rhodes Scholar???
President Bush's Adopt a Detainee Program	Cuban Government Lodges Protest	The Alliance of Really Nice Countries
Sex Under the Sea	Skippy's List	Legal Non-Lethal Effects?
Enforced by Aircraft	Air Force Introduces Semi-Smart Bombs	Shark Eats Seal
Navy Deploys Carrier Based Stealth Bombers	Can Osama Come Out And Play?	Air Force Come an' Flatten Your Home
Proposed Design for New World Trade Center.	United and American Airlines Announce New Non-Stop Service to Afghanistan.	Osama Bin Laden Found Hiding in US.
Kabul Weather Forecast.	Boeing's Other Fine Products	Elected To Receive
"Special Forces" Strike Back	UNEP issues environmental warning to Afghanistan	Taliban TV Guide
A Hard Lesson	Taliban Dating Service	Closer Than They Appear
Osama Escapes ...	Do Your Patriotic Duty	Magic Carpet Ride
Strange But True!	American Capitalists Strike Back	A Military Spec Never Dies It Just Goes On and On and ...
Bin Laden Releases New Video	Big Trouble, Truth Revealed About EP-3 "Accident"	"With All Due Respect . . . ."
Osama's To Do List	Special Forces Challenge	The Night Before Payback
Game Review of Chess	The Dog of War Unleashed	Bomb Squad Humor
Aim High	Everything I Ever Needed To Know About Life, I Learned As a Helicopter Crewman In Vietnam	An Army of One
Beret Briefing Apology	The Pattern of U.S. Military Operations Since World War II	EP-3 Saftey Modification
New Army Uniform	China Blames U. S. for Second Mid-Air Collision	New Recruit Training Standards
BUSH DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA	Warranty Registration Card