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StrategyPage's Military Jokes and Military Humor

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Wisdom From Avaition/Military ManualsYou May Be a Taliban, If ...Pray for Me
Fully Accessorized RifleMental Health OutsourcingNew Taliban Secret Weapon
Fellow RepublicanWords HurtTHE Marine Corps Version of Genesis 1
Military rules, by ServiceMid-Air RefuelingTalking Dog for Sale
Real Army LeadersPolitically Correct Nelson at Trafalgar Port-a-Potty Terrorist
What is your weirdest mobile call?Why It Pays to Know English - Warning Soldier Language'My Plane'
'Kiss Me Sarge'Hello, Senator KennedyLate to Work
SurroundedNew Terrorist WeaponPaging Mr. Al Kyder
Trusting a Mad ManInsurgents Interviewed in IraqNew Digital Cockpit
Proposed Air Force Memorial ChangeNew Navy Recruiting Ad: WARNING RACY CONTENTPeter Rabbit Tank Killer
Dear FriendLanding AccidentHow to Prepare for a Deployment to Iraq
Iraqi ExplorerLSD In CombatMarine Jokes
McHale's Navy LivesMilitary Common Sense RulesLaziest Soldier
When the Chief DiesMilitary Rules for the Non-Military PersonnelMilitary Work Rules
Baghdad Bob's Last Press ConferenceBody DoublesThe Cannonical List of French Jokes
Fighter Pilot Jokes French VictoriesDo you have what it takes? (Visa and Mastercard accepted)
Iraqi NavyCannonical Murphy's Laws of CombatNavy/Air Force Joint Operation
New Irai Town NamesOld MarinePriceless Protest
Rules of Combat Saddam's Lesser-Known RelativesUptight Colonel
More Things You Can't Do in the ArmyWar is HellNew French Army Knife
Kilroy – Alive and Well at 65From South Park to Afghanistan and Hating ItHow Fast Can You Fly Backward? Or Why Helicopter Pilots are Superior
Towel HeadsInnovative Ways to Deal With a Random Drug Test (you have to do it in a cup in front of a witness.)Chickens, Crossing Roads, and Iraq
Mini-CVSecret Weapon IdentifiedFlyboy Goes to Heaven
The Army and the Air Force Try to Work TogetherA Marine In HellRules of dating a Drill Instructors daughter
A Lesson in Naval LogisticsNew Air Force UniformWhat the Rangers Think of the Marines
The Baghdad DietPilot Talking Rules About Pilots
Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED)Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part IIMilitary Alphabet
Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part IIIDIRTSafer in Iraq
Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part IVMarine Bumper StickersStaff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part V
Naval CombustiblesOne of God's HelpersNew Enlistment Oaths
Useful Latin TermsStaff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part VITime to Reevaluate United States involvement
Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part VIITop Five Warning Signs of Serious Troop Behavior ProblemsThe Five Most Dangerous Things in the Army
Failed Al Qaeda Recruiting PostersSlipping Gear Could Ruin Your DayProof Kerry Was In Cambodia
Combat Never ForgetsAeronautical HumorOperator Instructions That Could Save Your Life
Subliminal Message in CBS Bush Memos?Stress ManagementNew Officer Efficiency Reports
Ponchoman Military RulesNew Army Award
If Today's Media Reported the Battle of Midway Joint Rules for the Army-Navy-Air Force-Marine Corps GameThere's Something about a Gunny . . . .
How to Clear an OuthouseShopping in Israel12 Step Program for the Military
How to Make TanksMilitary Life, In Their Own WordsJust A Little Puddle
Marine Corps Bumper StickersThe Power of SergeantsSergeants' Methods
How to Cross a RiverMore French Bashing (all in good fun...)Warning US Marines
Marine Corps Close Ground SupportNew Military Hand SignalsNew HUD Message - WARNING Explicit Language
Army Ranger, Marines and crocodile shoes....How to Wash a Hand GrenadeMogmarts - Preventative Maintenance Spoof
You Know You have been in Iraq too long when. ...Camp New York Ain't No FunUpdated, Improved and Expanded Murphy's Laws of Combat
The Laws of AviationOuthouse Attacked by FriendliesHow To Simulate The Life Of A Sailor
Wasting Away in BaghdadRangers Versus Special Forces: Hostage Rescue Zamboni vs F-22
New Airline Cockpit DefenseApache Speed TrapThunder Drones
How Long?PowerPoint QuotesWhat Does That Shirt Say?
A Plane to FearWhat Really Happened to the Submarine KurskThe New Automated AEF Process
Dancing MachinesIf World War II Was an RTSThings Go Better With Coke
Super TomcatMulti-Seat F-14What If the Iraq War was a RTS
Jane's Reserved SeatReliability?Anciet Wars as an RTS
If Braveheart was a RTSSniper FeelingNew Marine Bumper Sticker
New Doctrinal Terms for the US MilitaryA Pilot's True LoveCalling Card (WARNING VERY NAUGHTY DOUBLE ENTENDRE)
Amphibious Abrams?Non-Aggressive MarineArmy Staffing
Army Football Practice for Army/Navy Game DelayedBurt Ruttan B-17The Chief's Parrot
Cracks on Navy HelicopterDoing The Work OfA Medal for Horatius A Medal for Horatius
Taking Care of the Guantanamo DetaineesMoose on the LooseMurphy’s Laws of Armor
What NCOs have noticed about OfficersNew French RecruitChanges to Recruit Training
Saddam's NightmareSeals vs. Green BeretSpam Saddam
Taliban Kitty CapturedThings to Remember During a WarA True Story from Afghanistan
X-treme Deer HuntingBush Fuels Hate of Satan, Albright SaysHow to Simulate Life in the Army
New French Threat Levels Lessons LearnedSixteen All-Time Biggest REAL Soldier Lies
Modern Military TermsMordor War ProtestsMurphy's Laws of Combat
Navy Life vs Marine LifeA New Navy-Marine Corp TeamNew Military Shoulder Patch
You know you're an "Old Soldier" when.... National Guard in IraqOsama Associate Interrogated
How to be Politically Correct when talking about Males and Males in the Army.Performance Reviews: How To Interpret Pilot Jokes
PricelessReal SergeantsSaddam's Future
Where Saddam Was Really FoundSeal RunNew Army Headgear
Sniper CatNew Military Map SymbolsThen and Now
Before the Trouble StartsThe New USAF Uniform V-2US Military Phone Message
The Value of Training WALL-TO-WALL COUNSELING FM 22-102Our Favorite Iraqi War Protestors
West Point JokesWMD on GoogleNew Chinese Military Wok
Defense Computer Car CatapultCOTS Defined
Dear MarineThe Difference Between the Infantry, the Artillery and the ArmoredDoD's Twelve Days of Christmas
DuckDumbest Officers?Expectations
F-16 RecoveryFast Attack CarrierFind the Bird
French Baath PartyInnovation In Military FundingFunny Flight Stories
The proper use of the F____ word The Gettysburg Address for the 21st CenturyGitmo Vacation Get Away
Kofi Annan Announces Hans Blix's New UN PositionThe Fifteen Commandments of Operational SecurityChildren's Television Workshop Closes Investigation of Bert/Osama Relationship
The New Chrysler New Yorker 2002Swimming SwedesHow to Tell the Difference Between the Branches of the US Armed Forces!
Your Picture with the Chief of StaffSarge Pull His FingerRemember Peace
Pure StealthA Marine 24 x 7"Right, I said Right!"
Military's New Ribbon System to Lift Everyone's Self EsteemNew Additions to FM 101-5-1 Operational Terms & GraphicsThe New Call for Fire Procedure for the Army of One
Operation Taliban EradicationOrigin of the Commissioned Officer Insignias (a bit off color)Pilots and Their Guns
US Army Voice Mail MessageAviation HumorJust What the Doctor Ordered
Salty Sailor Talk. WARNING: Offensive Language.Which Military Service Has Big Brass Ones?New F-16 Load-Out Display
Fire When Ready, Gridley - Navy & Urnials1stSGT RapHumorous and Politically Incorrect Artifact from WWII
The Army and the ChickenDoD's Twelve Days of ChristmasMarine Palm Pilot
Pan Am Opens Air Service to BagdadHoliday GreetingThe Night They Gunned Down Santa Claus
"What Time Is It?"A Helping HandThe Complete Military History of France
Saddam's New BodyguardsThe French Soldier's Magazine of ChoiceUS Response to France's Resistance Over War with Iraq
Some German HistoryNew RecruitMadeleine Albright Finally Discovers Her True Heritage
A Navy for the 21st CenturyI Am A Bomb Technician ...British Officer Fitness Reports
Camouflage Ink Blot TestSubmarine Launched FighterYet Another Apology Letter
Official Apology Letter to China for the "Incident"EP-3's Real MissionRules of the Air
J8 AttackNew Addition to the FleetPower Point Patton
THE BALLAD OF THE POWER POINT RANGER

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Beret Briefing
How to Simulate Being in the Navy The Ultimate Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model)In Fighter Pilot Heaven:
Nation Building with Silly PuttyOsama Passes OnOsama's Valentine
EU COMMISSIONER CHRIS F. PATTEN vs. US GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTONThe Axis of Just as EvilWho is the Rhodes Scholar???
President Bush's Adopt a Detainee Program Cuban Government Lodges ProtestThe Alliance of Really Nice Countries
Sex Under the SeaSkippy's ListLegal Non-Lethal Effects?
Enforced by AircraftAir Force Introduces Semi-Smart BombsShark Eats Seal
Navy Deploys Carrier Based Stealth BombersCan Osama Come Out And Play?Air Force Come an' Flatten Your Home
Proposed Design for New World Trade Center.United and American Airlines Announce New Non-Stop Service to Afghanistan.Osama Bin Laden Found Hiding in US.
Kabul Weather Forecast.Boeing's Other Fine ProductsElected To Receive
"Special Forces" Strike BackUNEP issues environmental warning to AfghanistanTaliban TV Guide
A Hard LessonTaliban Dating ServiceCloser Than They Appear
Osama Escapes ...Do Your Patriotic DutyMagic Carpet Ride
Strange But True! American Capitalists Strike BackA Military Spec Never Dies It Just Goes On and On and ...
Bin Laden Releases New VideoBig Trouble, Truth Revealed About EP-3 "Accident""With All Due Respect . . . ."
Osama's To Do ListSpecial Forces ChallengeThe Night Before Payback
Game Review of ChessThe Dog of War UnleashedBomb Squad Humor
Aim HighEverything I Ever Needed To Know About Life, I Learned As a Helicopter Crewman In Vietnam An Army of One
Beret Briefing ApologyThe Pattern of U.S. Military Operations Since World War IIEP-3 Saftey Modification
New Army UniformChina Blames U. S. for Second Mid-Air Collision New Recruit Training Standards
BUSH DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIAWarranty Registration Card

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