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Military Jokes and Humor stories have always amused and entertained. We know that there are hundreds and hundreds of military jokes out there. We thought we would try to share as many with you as possible.

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What's Wrong With This Picture?	Firepower	The First and Second Amendment Combined
Looking Good in Combat	Nancies	Pick A Winner
Diplomacy	Army of One	Appearances
Real Talent	Cow vs. Biplane	Suprise, Suprise
Tank Mouse	British Military Budget Cuts	Harry Potter Joins the Marines
Air Force's New Demo Team	Air Force's New Demo Team	The Navy Invented Sex
Wisdom From Avaition/Military Manuals	You May Be a Taliban, If ...	Pray for Me
Fully Accessorized Rifle	Mental Health Outsourcing	New Taliban Secret Weapon
Fellow Republican	Words Hurt	THE Marine Corps Version of Genesis 1
Military rules, by Service	Mid-Air Refueling	Talking Dog for Sale
Real Army Leaders	Politically Correct Nelson at Trafalgar	Port-a-Potty Terrorist
What is your weirdest mobile call?	Why It Pays to Know English - Warning Soldier Language	'My Plane'
'Kiss Me Sarge'	Hello, Senator Kennedy	Late to Work
Surrounded	New Terrorist Weapon	Paging Mr. Al Kyder
Trusting a Mad Man	Insurgents Interviewed in Iraq	New Digital Cockpit
Proposed Air Force Memorial Change	New Navy Recruiting Ad: WARNING RACY CONTENT	Peter Rabbit Tank Killer
Dear Friend	Landing Accident	How to Prepare for a Deployment to Iraq
Iraqi Explorer	LSD In Combat	Marine Jokes
McHale's Navy Lives	Military Common Sense Rules	Laziest Soldier
When the Chief Dies	Military Rules for the Non-Military Personnel	Military Work Rules
Baghdad Bob's Last Press Conference	Body Doubles	The Cannonical List of French Jokes
Fighter Pilot Jokes	French Victories	Iraqi Navy
Cannonical Murphy's Laws of Combat	Navy/Air Force Joint Operation	New Irai Town Names
Old Marine	Priceless Protest	Rules of Combat
Saddam's Lesser-Known Relatives	Uptight Colonel	More Things You Can't Do in the Army
War is Hell	New French Army Knife	Kilroy � Alive and Well at 65
From South Park to Afghanistan and Hating It	How Fast Can You Fly Backward? Or Why Helicopter Pilots are Superior	Towel Heads
Innovative Ways to Deal With a Random Drug Test (you have to do it in a cup in front of a witness.)	Chickens, Crossing Roads, and Iraq	Mini-CV
Secret Weapon Identified	Flyboy Goes to Heaven	The Army and the Air Force Try to Work Together
A Marine In Hell	Rules of dating a Drill Instructors daughter	A Lesson in Naval Logistics
New Air Force Uniform	What the Rangers Think of the Marines	The Baghdad Diet
Pilot Talking Rules	About Pilots	Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED)
Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part II	Military Alphabet	Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part III
DIRT	Safer in Iraq	Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part IV
Marine Bumper Stickers	Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part V	Naval Combustibles
One of God's Helpers	New Enlistment Oaths	Useful Latin Terms
Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part VI	Time to Reevaluate United States involvement	Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part VII
Top Five Warning Signs of Serious Troop Behavior Problems	The Five Most Dangerous Things in the Army	Failed Al Qaeda Recruiting Posters
Slipping Gear Could Ruin Your Day	Proof Kerry Was In Cambodia	Combat Never Forgets
Aeronautical Humor	Operator Instructions That Could Save Your Life	Stress Management
New Officer Efficiency Reports	Ponchoman	Military Rules
New Army Award	If Today's Media Reported the Battle of Midway	Joint Rules for the Army-Navy-Air Force-Marine Corps Game
There's Something about a Gunny . . . .	How to Clear an Outhouse	Shopping in Israel
12 Step Program for the Military	How to Make Tanks	Military Life, In Their Own Words
Just A Little Puddle	Marine Corps Bumper Stickers	The Power of Sergeants
Sergeants' Methods	How to Cross a River	More French Bashing (all in good fun...)
Warning US Marines	Marine Corps Close Ground Support	New Military Hand Signals
New HUD Message - WARNING Explicit Language	Army Ranger, Marines and crocodile shoes....	How to Wash a Hand Grenade
Mogmarts - Preventative Maintenance Spoof	You Know You have been in Iraq too long when. ...	Camp New York Ain't No Fun
Updated, Improved and Expanded Murphy's Laws of Combat	The Laws of Aviation	Outhouse Attacked by Friendlies
How To Simulate The Life Of A Sailor	Wasting Away in Baghdad	Rangers Versus Special Forces: Hostage Rescue
Zamboni vs F-22	New Airline Cockpit Defense	Apache Speed Trap
Thunder Drones	How Long?	PowerPoint Quotes
What Does That Shirt Say?	A Plane to Fear	What Really Happened to the Submarine Kursk
The New Automated AEF Process	Dancing Machines	If World War II Was an RTS
Things Go Better With Coke	Super Tomcat	Multi-Seat F-14
What If the Iraq War was a RTS	Jane's Reserved Seat	Reliability?
Anciet Wars as an RTS	If Braveheart was a RTS	Sniper Feeling
New Marine Bumper Sticker	New Doctrinal Terms for the US Military	A Pilot's True Love
Calling Card (WARNING VERY NAUGHTY DOUBLE ENTENDRE)	Amphibious Abrams?	Non-Aggressive Marine
Army Staffing	Army Football Practice for Army/Navy Game Delayed	Burt Ruttan B-17
The Chief's Parrot	Cracks on Navy Helicopter	Doing The Work Of
A Medal for Horatius A Medal for Horatius	Taking Care of the Guantanamo Detainees	Moose on the Loose
Murphy�s Laws of Armor	What NCOs have noticed about Officers	New French Recruit
Changes to Recruit Training	Saddam's Nightmare	Seals vs. Green Beret
Spam Saddam	Taliban Kitty Captured	Things to Remember During a War
A True Story from Afghanistan	X-treme Deer Hunting	Bush Fuels Hate of Satan, Albright Says
How to Simulate Life in the Army	New French Threat Levels	Lessons Learned
Sixteen All-Time Biggest REAL Soldier Lies	Modern Military Terms	Mordor War Protests
Murphy's Laws of Combat	Navy Life vs Marine Life	A New Navy-Marine Corp Team
New Military Shoulder Patch	You know you're an "Old Soldier" when....	National Guard in Iraq
Osama Associate Interrogated	How to be Politically Correct when talking about Males and Males in the Army.	Performance Reviews: How To Interpret
Pilot Jokes	Priceless	Real Sergeants
Saddam's Future	Where Saddam Was Really Found	Seal Run
New Army Headgear	Sniper Cat	New Military Map Symbols
Then and Now	Before the Trouble Starts	The New USAF Uniform V-2
US Military Phone Message	The Value of Training	WALL-TO-WALL COUNSELING FM 22-102
Our Favorite Iraqi War Protestors	West Point Jokes	WMD on Google
The Fifteen Commandments of Operational Security	Children's Television Workshop Closes Investigation of Bert/Osama Relationship	The New Chrysler New Yorker 2002
Swimming Swedes	How to Tell the Difference Between the Branches of the US Armed Forces!	Your Picture with the Chief of Staff
Sarge Pull His Finger	Remember Peace	Pure Stealth
A Marine 24 x 7	"Right, I said Right!"	Military's New Ribbon System to Lift Everyone's Self Esteem
New Additions to FM 101-5-1 Operational Terms & Graphics	The New Call for Fire Procedure for the Army of One	Operation Taliban Eradication
Origin of the Commissioned Officer Insignias (a bit off color)	Pilots and Their Guns	US Army Voice Mail Message
Aviation Humor	Just What the Doctor Ordered	Salty Sailor Talk. WARNING: Offensive Language.
Which Military Service Has Big Brass Ones?	New F-16 Load-Out Display	Fire When Ready, Gridley - Navy & Urnials
1^stSGT Rap	Humorous and Politically Incorrect Artifact from WWII	The Army and the Chicken
DoD's Twelve Days of Christmas	Marine Palm Pilot	Pan Am Opens Air Service to Bagdad
Holiday Greeting	The Night They Gunned Down Santa Claus	"What Time Is It?"
A Helping Hand	The Complete Military History of France	Saddam's New Bodyguards
The French Soldier's Magazine of Choice	US Response to France's Resistance Over War with Iraq	Some German History
New Recruit	Madeleine Albright Finally Discovers Her True Heritage	A Navy for the 21st Century
I Am A Bomb Technician ...	British Officer Fitness Reports	Camouflage Ink Blot Test
New Chinese Military Wok	Defense Computer	Car Catapult
COTS Defined	Dear Marine	The Difference Between the Infantry, the Artillery and the Armored
DoD's Twelve Days of Christmas	Duck	Dumbest Officers?
Expectations	F-16 Recovery	Fast Attack Carrier
French Baath Party	Innovation In Military Funding	Funny Flight Stories
The proper use of the F____ word	The Gettysburg Address for the 21st Century	Gitmo Vacation Get Away
Kofi Annan Announces Hans Blix's New UN Position	Beret Briefing Apology	The Pattern of U.S. Military Operations Since World War II
Beret Briefing	THE BALLAD OF THE POWER POINT RANGER	Which Branch of the Service Do Your Prefer?
How to Simulate Being in the Navy	The Ultimate Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model)	In Fighter Pilot Heaven:
China Blames U. S. for Second Mid-Air Collision	New Army Uniform	New Recruit Training Standards
BUSH DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA	Warranty Registration Card	Submarine Launched Fighter
Skippy's List	"Special Forces" Strike Back	Cuban Government Lodges Protest
Kabul Weather Forecast.	Boeing's Other Fine Products	The Alliance of Really Nice Countries
Sex Under the Sea	Elected To Receive	Taliban Dating Service
Taliban TV Guide	UNEP issues environmental warning to Afghanistan	A Hard Lesson
Strange But True!	A Military Spec Never Dies It Just Goes On and On and ...	"With All Due Respect . . . ."
Big Trouble, Truth Revealed About EP-3 "Accident"	Osama Bin Laden Found Hiding in US.	United and American Airlines Announce New Non-Stop Service to Afghanistan.
Proposed Design for New World Trade Center.	Air Force Come an' Flatten Your Home	Can Osama Come Out And Play?
Navy Deploys Carrier Based Stealth Bombers	Shark Eats Seal	Air Force Introduces Semi-Smart Bombs
Enforced by Aircraft	Legal Non-Lethal Effects?	Game Review of Chess
Aim High	The Dog of War Unleashed	Bomb Squad Humor
Yet Another Apology Letter	Official Apology Letter to China for the "Incident"	EP-3's Real Mission
Rules of the Air	J8 Attack	New Addition to the Fleet
Power Point Patton	EP-3 Saftey Modification	An Army of One
Everything I Ever Needed To Know About Life, I Learned As a Helicopter Crewman In Vietnam	Closer Than They Appear	Osama Escapes ...
Do Your Patriotic Duty	Magic Carpet Ride	American Capitalists Strike Back
Bin Laden Releases New Video	Osama's To Do List	Special Forces Challenge
The Night Before Payback	Nation Building with Silly Putty	Osama Passes On
Osama's Valentine	EU COMMISSIONER CHRIS F. PATTEN vs. US GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON	The Axis of Just as Evil
Who is the Rhodes Scholar???	President Bush's Adopt a Detainee Program