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What is your weirdest mobile call?

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What is your weirdest mobile call?
Written by BBC Host on Tue May 22 14:07:44 UTC 2007. 2 recommendations.

I was attending a mandatory BBC training course for staff. It was a left wing convention for BBC journalists on how to be anti-Israel in a subtle manner, so as to still give the impression of impartiality.

You know the stuff - twisting of words, 'tactical omissions etc.

Anyway, my boyfriend called me up and dumped me. :( He said it was because I sucked at life and that he was bored of my left-wing claptrap.

He then donated £100 to the IDF brass band to spite me.