Counter-Terrorism: How Naked Women Clear The Skies


April 29, 2010:  A pro-Iranian cleric in Hamas controlled Gaza has called the recent eruption of a volcano in Iceland, and the subsequent shut down of air traffic over most of northern Europe, as punishment, by God (Allah) of infidels (non-Moslems). This comes after a major Iranian cleric blamed the eruptions on provocatively dressed (or completely undressed) women in the West. Hamas is a client of Iran, and they coordinate their efforts to establish, with Allah's help, a worldwide Islamic religious dictatorship.






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