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WARPLANES: North Korea Goes Retro
PROCUREMENT: Another F-35 Failure
SUBMARINES: It Is Now A Six Pack
ARMOR: China Chooses Protection Over Flotation
ISRAEL: Hamas Makes A Controversial Deal
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PROCUREMENT: Getting A Gripen On It
INFANTRY: Escaping From Death And Victory
PEACEKEEPING: The Island Disease
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AIR TRANSPORTATION: The Legend Continues
SEA TRANSPORTATION: China And India, Together At Last
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INDIA-PAKISTAN: Denial And Wrath
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SUPPORT: Puzzle Me This
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PROCUREMENT: Getting A Gripen On It
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INFANTRY: Escaping From Death And Victory
ISRAEL: Hamas Makes A Controversial Deal
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SUBMARINES: Oceans Empty Of Russians
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PEACEKEEPING: The Island Disease
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United States: listen to Gore
December 24, 1999
OPERATION ORDER 12-98 FOR: OFFICIAL VISIT OF LTG S. CLAUS
1. An official staff visit by LTG Claus is expected at this post on 25 Dec. The following directive governs activities of all Army personnel during the visit.
A: Not a creature will stir without permission. This includes warrant officers and mice. Soldiers may obtain special stirring permits for necessary administrative action through the Battalion Adjutant. Officer stirring permits must be obtained through the Deputy, Post Plans, and Policy Officers.
B: All personnel will settle their brains for a long winter nap NLT 2200 hours, 24 December. Uniform for the nap will be; Pajamas, Cotton, Light Weight, General Purpose, OG, and Cap, BDU woodland pattern, with ear flaps in the extended position. Equipment will be drawn from the supply room prior to 1900 hours. While at supply, all personnel will review their personal hand receipts and sign a Cash Collection Voucher, DD Form 1131, for all missing items. Remember, this is the "season of giving."
C: Personnel will utilize standard "T" ration sugar plums for visions to dance through their heads. Sugar plums are available in "T" ration sundry packs and should be eaten with egg loaf, chopped ham, and spice cake to ensure maximum visions are experienced.
D: Stockings, Wool, Cushion Sole, will be hung by the chimneys with care. Necessary safety precautions will be taken to avoid fires caused by carelessly hung stockings. 1SG's will submit stocking handling plans to S-3, Training prior to 0800 hours, 24 Dec. All leaders will ensure their subordinate personnel are briefed on the safety aspects of Stocking hanging.
E: At first detection of clatter, all personnel will spring from their beds to investigate and evaluate the cause. Immediate action will be taken to tear open the shutters and throw up the window sashes. On order OPLAN 7-97 (North Pole), para 6-8 (c) (3), dated 4 March, this office, takes effect to facilitate shutter tearing and sash throwing. SDO and all CQs will be familiar with procedures and are responsible for seeing that no shutters are torn or sashes thrown in Bldg 9828 prior to the start of official clatter.
F: Prior to 0001, date of visit, all personnel possessing Standard Target Acquisition and Night Observation (STANO), equipment will be assigned "wandering eyeball" stations. The SDNCO will ensure that these stations are adequately manned even after shutters are torn and sashes are thrown.
G: The Battalion S-4, in coordination with the National Security Agency and the Motor Pool will assign on each Sleigh, Miniature, M-24 and eight reindeer, tiny, for use by LTG Claus. The assigned driver must have a current sleigh operators license with roof top permit and evidence of attendance at the winter driving class stamped on his DA Form 348. Driver must also be able to clearly shout "On Dancer, On Comet, etc."
H: LTG Claus will initially enter bldg. 9828 through the dayroom. All offices without chimneys will draw Chimney Simulator, M6A2 for use during the visit. Draw each chimney simulator on DA Form 2765-1 which will be submitted in four copies to the S-4 prior to 23 Dec. Personnel will ensure that chimney are properly cleaned before turn-in at the conclusion of visit.
I: Personnel will be rehearsed in the shouting of "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year" or "Merry Christmas To All and To All a Good Night." This shout will be given upon termination of the visit. Uniformity of shouting is the responsibility of each section NCOTC.
FOR THE COMMANDER
GOODE, U. B.
LTC, OD
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