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Subject: British release killer man eating badgers
Yimmy    7/12/2007 4:41:14 PM
h**p://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6295138.stm That'l teach them to fire mortar bombs and RPG's at us.
 
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VelocityVector       7/12/2007 5:01:52 PM
Shame on the UK for resorting to biological warfare ;>)  Next you'll have the Ghurkas bringing-in Yeti they will taunt mercilessly until the Yeti are released to attack local Iraqi villagers and leave behind a most disgusting smell along with curious footprints . . .

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FJV       7/12/2007 5:07:32 PM
From:
"http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6295138.stm"

"My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer," she said. "It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey," she told AFP."

Given the way the fundamnentalist mind works, how would they be able to tell the badgers from Christians and Jews?




 
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Lynstyne       7/12/2007 7:29:03 PM
How ridiculous and political has it got when you have to even respond to such stupid complaints/allegations/ delusions.
whats next uk forces deny releasing the rabbit of Caerbannog in Afghan village
 
 
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VelocityVector       7/13/2007 12:40:32 AM

whats next uk forces deny releasing the rabbit of Caerbannog in Afghan village

simple remedy -->

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AdamB       7/13/2007 2:59:21 PM
I can't believe there are people who seriously believe that the British Army is releasing strange creatures to attack other animals and people.
 
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Lynstyne       7/13/2007 3:20:26 PM

I can't believe there are people who seriously believe that the British Army is releasing strange creatures to attack other animals and people.


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swhitebull    And the CIA Releases its Ahmedinijad Pants Leg Climber   7/14/2007 4:56:25 PM


 

One of the secret agent squirrels the Iranians captured. The CIA is really trying hard now, as you can see.

 http://www2.nationalreview.com/dest/2007/07/14/image001.jpg" border=0>
 
 
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jastayme3       7/25/2007 1:21:45 AM

From:
"http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6295138.stm"

"My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a
deer," she said. "It is the size of a dog but his head is like a
monkey," she told AFP."

Given the way the fundamnentalist mind works, how would they be able to tell the badgers from Christians and Jews?






Oh they are all good Christians. They don't just attack any Moslem but only those who are enemies. They have bred into them an ability to tell telepathically. And before they attack they say, "For what we are about to recieve, may the Lord make us truely thankful..."
 
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jastayme3       7/25/2007 1:24:57 AM




One of the secret agent squirrels the Iranians captured. The CIA is really trying hard now, as you can see.


 http://www2.nationalreview.com/dest/2007/07/14/image001.jpg" border=0>



swhitebull





Hey, that's not a bad idea! Suirrels are brave critters always sneaking down on their forays amid cats, dogs, people, and cars, just to get a drink of water. Adventurous and enterprising, they'd make perfect spies. I'd be glad if the CIA recruits some.
 
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jastayme3       7/25/2007 1:25:20 AM




One of the secret agent squirrels the Iranians captured. The CIA is really trying hard now, as you can see.


 http://www2.nationalreview.com/dest/2007/07/14/image001.jpg" border=0>



swhitebull





Hey, that's not a bad idea! Squirrels are brave critters always sneaking down on their forays amid cats, dogs, people, and cars, just to get a drink of water. Adventurous and enterprising, they'd make perfect spies. I'd be glad if the CIA recruits some.
 
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