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Army Football Practice for Army/Navy Game Delayed

Army Football Practice for Army/Navy Game Delayed

West Point (NY) -- Army football practice was delayed nearly two hours yesterday after a player reported finding an unknown powdery white substance on the practice field.  New head coach, John Mumford, immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis by both the FBI and Army Intelligence, forensic experts determined the powdery white substance unknown to players was the goal line.

Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

Go NAVY!!! - Al Nofi (Contributing Editor)

Go ARMY!!! - Dan Masterson (Publisher - Someone has to cheer for them)

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