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Subject: A real Crusader calls out Osama Bin Laden
American Kafir    11/3/2003 7:38:57 PM
An Open Letter to Osama bin Laden: By Chevalier James R. Reese, Grand Prior of the United States Dear Osama, We have noted that you like to refer to America and Great Britain as "Crusader states," and you have referred to just about everybody you don't like as Crusaders. We doubt that you really believe there are any Crusaders left, as we doubt that you really believe in God. You would not taunt Crusaders if you really believed in them, because you are a craven coward who cherishes his own flesh while admonishing your followers to blow themselves up. You are an infidel, because no one who truly believes in God would sanction the killing of innocent men, women, and children. Your actions show you to be both a coward and an infidel, because you ask your followers to do what you are afraid to do, and you don't believe there is a God who will condemn you for your vile actions against Islam and humanity. Osama, you have been wrong on both counts. There is a God, and there are Knights Templar who still serve Him centuries after the Crusades. This Knight Templar calls you a craven coward and an infidel. He calls you a murderer of the innocent, and a defiler of holy places. He calls you the favorite son of Satan, for you above all men on the earth have done your best to do Satan's bidding. Not only that, but to prove to the entire world that you are a coward and an infidel, this Knight Templar challenges you to single combat in the sands of Pakistan. I challenge you to meet me with scimitar or sword, to be pitted against myself and a holy sword consecrated to our Order-a sword that was forged to destroy evil. Here's the deal: if I win, Al Qaeda is disbanded-forever. If you win, then you can set the head of a Knight Templar on a pike outside your tent, and you can claim that you slew the chief of all Crusaders in the United States. I call you out of the shadows to face me-and to face your own fears. How long can you go on, hiding behind women and sacrificing your followers, while you-the spoiled son of a rich family-sit in safe houses and eat rich food? How long can you live a lie, pretending to be a jihadist when all you crave is to be the sultan of a new Arab empire, an empire will be secular and not Islamic? You could, of course, send your minions to kill me before that combat occurs. But if you send others to do your fighting for you, the news of your cowardice will reverberate from the Kunjerab Pass to the beaches of Gwydar, from Riyadh to Jakarta. It will be recorded in the history books that the great Osama bin Laden, the would-be leader of jihadists around the world, quailed before a Crusader, and cried out for others to save him. The name Osama will be equated with cowardice before a Crusader, and no family will ever so name a son again. You will be known as the "Cowardly Infidel" who knew that he could not count upon his personal courage or God to deliver him, for he possessed a belief in neither. We know, Osama, that this message will reach you. You can reply to it through Al-Jazeera, which is always happy to act as the mouthpiece for murderers. In fact, Al Jazeera can film the combat and show it on television sets across the world. You would be defeated before the eyes of millions, but at least you would have retained a shred of personal honor. You would at least have proved yourself to be a man, a goal that has so far eluded you. If I win, it will be a victory for all persons who believe in God and who know that the God of the Torah, and of the Bible, and of the Quran is not a God who directs the killing of women and children. If you win, it will be a victory for the followers of Satan-but Satan and his followers historically have not done well when faced by Godly men and women. My prediction, however, is that you will ignore the challenge. But be forewarned that your leadership will first be questioned in whispers, then in hushed conversations, and finally to your face. Your courage will first be questioned, then disputed, and then openly challenged. It will be the beginning of the end for you. Your own followers will accomplish what your opponents have not yet managed to accomplish, once they realize that you are craven coward who always runs, but never stands and fights. When we faced Saladin, we knew him to be a man of honor, a man who kept his word. He similarly regarded us as trustworthy, and our Order helped to broker a peace between him and Richard the Lion Hearted. It is known by all Muslims that a Knight Templar never broke his word. I promise you, as a Knight Templar, that I will come to you alone, a single knight amidst thousands of your followers. You can have me killed in front of your followers . . . but then, of course, your reputation as a coward and an infidel will be sealed for all eternity. If you claim that your followers killed me in defiance of your orders, then you will be known as a weak leader who did not have th
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cowboy caesar    RE:A real Crusader calls out Osama Bin Laden   11/3/2003 8:28:29 PM
That is good stuff. This guy deserves a little media attention.
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Elbandeedo    RE:A real Crusader calls out Osama Bin Laden   11/4/2003 1:29:26 PM
That would be so great... osama bin killin' on his knees begging for his life... nahhhh it'd never come to that. he'd just have some poor sucker strap on a meatbomb and kill "our guy" off before the combat. (along with all the innocents standing nearby, which he could then have a fatwah issued, declaring them all martyrs for the pederast prophet.) E.
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WinsettZ    RE:A real Crusader calls out Osama Bin Laden   11/12/2003 7:58:13 AM
I'd probably see Usama practicing outside with a sword...then the JDAM comes in. He'll probably not want to practice outside then.
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celebrim    RE: This reminds me...   11/19/2003 10:26:35 AM
Remember when Saddam 'called out' Bush and offered to duel with him? Now, obviously this isn't appropriate for the President of the US to enter into a duel in this day an age, and I'm not saying that Bush is Ol' Hickory (who would have blown Saddam's brains out without a second thought). But.... We know Bush qualified as a pilot on the F-102... We know Bush was the pitcher for the Yale freshman baseball squad... We know Bush still throws a mean fastball, and is the only President in my memory that stands on the plate and throws strikes on opening day... We know Bush is fond of challenging professional atheletes and soldiers to a game of horseshoes and generally wins easily... We know Bush is a Texan... What exactly would you put the odds on Bush being able to take Saddam with a Colt Peacemaker, especially if say he was given three to six weeks to practice? Bush may be no Ol' Hickory (but then again, who else is?), but Saddam's nothing but a hitman who got lucky after a botched job.
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Crusader    Wouldn't THAT be reality TV?   11/19/2003 11:15:58 AM
Then they could play Polo with OBLs remains afterwards......................
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Sikman    RE:Wouldn't THAT be reality TV?   11/19/2003 3:38:41 PM
I say we let loose some wild pigs in Mecca
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swhitebull    To the Urkyman - your mass of incoherent blatherings, masquerading as hogswill   12/10/2003 2:12:15 PM
To the Urkleman - Very succinctly and articulately put. Hats off to your country's educational system, especially in the success of their English as a Second Language program, and in their teaching of World History for Dummies. You were taking it on a pass/fail basis and dropped the course, I presume. So a 500 year old country is also the world's youngest country at the same time? Huh? Want to explain that paradox again to we unwashed American masses? Run that by me again! USSR doesnt exist anymore! Japanese attacked US, not the other way around. WE finished the job. In regards to Iraq, and those thousands of innocent Iraqis we allegedly killed. Saddam was murdering about 2000 a month, for over 11 years. Our liberation of 25 million Iraqis from Hussein's brutal oppression cost how many lives? Or don't they teach Basic Arithemetic from whatever poor excuse for a country you hail from. As Franklin Delano Roosevelt put it, when talking about the concept of pre-emptive attacks vis a vis German Uboats - "when you see a rattlesnake, you dont wait til he bites you - you CRUSH him first." [take that, you democrats, btw] Maybe its time we look for a 4th in your list of "innocent" targets, preferably with a CEP of 1 meter from where you are sittng. swhitebull -- please stop playing with your mommy's PC - you might pick up a communicable disease that will make her very angry.
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American Kafir    RE:To Chevalier James R. Reese    12/10/2003 2:27:13 PM
I'm sorry, but Chevalier James R. Reese wishes to meet Sheikh Osama Bin Laden in personal combat to the death. Please inform Sheikh Bin Laden that his dishonor and cowardice is compounded by sending a proxy to speak for him. If Sheikh Bin Laden is unavailable due to the unavoidable inconvenience of having his flesh burned into carbonized ash and powder by overexposure to the effects of thermobaric bombs in the mountains and caves of Tora Bora, Afghanistan, please deliver Chevalier Reese's challenge to the next available senior Al Qaeda commander. Thank you.
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evlstu    RE:TO my dear chap urkynaohmjay   12/13/2003 10:02:41 AM
You had THIRTEEN years of English education and you speak/write prose this POORLY? Either you are lying or you need to get your money back.
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Zerbrechen    RE:TO my dear chap urkynaohmjay   12/14/2003 11:33:24 PM
I can here it now... "Please Mr. bin Laden, you've bombed US embassies, the USS Cole and rammed aircraft into the World trade Center. We'd like to make amends for the lives of your suicide bombers/pilots." I guess you also feel that boxers should work out their differences peacefully and reason with each other, rather than violence also.
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