Just heard this on good authority. The United States, her allies, and much of the rest of the civilized world are poised to enact a solution to the Arab problem. They are going to seize all oil fields for the good of mankind, for it is evil to profit on the backs of the poor, and provide relocation assistance and transportation to the Arab peoples choice of Antartica or the Artic North.
This will benefit mankind. Free oil and oil products, no more senseless terrorist acts, AND think of all the new arab dishes using walruses, polar bears, and seals! Break out the plov! Allahu Akhbar!!!!! |