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Subject: Foreign military jokes
mightypeon    9/15/2005 10:27:50 AM
Germany: "Wer gleitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind? Es ist der Grennie mit seinem Spind Er fasst ihn sicher er hält ihn warm Es war mal wieder Nachtalarm" "Tritt im Feld auf keinen Stein, es könnt ein Grennie drunter sein" untranslatable, as this would kinda destroy the rhyme Some Russian ones A Tschucktsche (National minority living near the polar circle in an area also know as the "arsehole of the world", there are more than 300 jokes about them) has been drafted to the paratroopers. While Jumping, he fogets how to open his chute. As he rapidly descends towards the ground, he mets another Tschucktsche racing skyward. "Ehhj Tschucktsche, you do know how to open the chute?" He asks his comrade "No idea, me with the engineers is..." During an exercise in the Jelzin aera, the Shoes of a russian private get destroyed. he mets a farmer who has very fine boots. "Ehj, can I have your boots?" "Maybe if you trade your gun for it?" "No I cant, my superiors will kill me!" "Nah, just take this Stick, point it at the enemy and shout "Peng Peng". "Ahhh, OK." Soon after, the the 6. sense of the private detects an incomming officer. Having nothing to loose the private jumps out and shouts "PENG PENG!" The officer, who is wearing some very fine jeans, does not respond but continues to rotate his arms above his head while making helicoptor sounds with his mouth. What you happens if you give a German, a British and an American POW a food-conserve? The German will scratch build a Main battle tank out of it, but wont use it because doing so would defy the STVO(Straßen Verkehrs Ordnung, way more important than the bible). The British would build an Arbalest and break out, however he would be caught against during tea time. The American succeeds in creating an industiral trading empire based one the conserve does and, after 2 weeks, earns more than all of the guarding staff combined.
 
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