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Subject: here's a bloody topic for everyone
bob the brit    1/1/2007 10:23:44 PM
January 1st, 2007 The Observer LONDON a new study has just come into the public regarding the size of special forces' soldiers' genitals. the study, while still in process shows that the the average size of a US SEAL's penis is 6.1 inches while the British SBS average is 6.2 inches. However, both of these findings pale in comparison to the average size of a Lebanese Marine Commando Force soldier which is currently calculated at 7.8 inches. this break through discovery could spark an international pecking order for special forces operators worldwide. this what all those bloody "best special forces" debates sound like... so bloody stop it
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gf0012-aust       1/1/2007 11:03:16 PM
besides that, everyone knows that specwarries have special penises.....
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bob the brit       1/1/2007 11:06:20 PM
ha ha, nice touch. can't forget the built in IR beacons for SAR/battlefield situational awareness anyway, enough penis talk
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GOP       1/1/2007 11:11:29 PM
The average USMC penis is 4.2 inches, but a new report study on sizes of special forces heads (as in skull, face, forehead...not that head) shows that the average USMC head is the size of a water tower, whereas the size of a Navy SEALs head is slightly smaller at the size of a hot air baloon.
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bob the brit       1/1/2007 11:31:44 PM
ha, well i'm glad we can all have a good laugh at the end of the day
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smitty237       1/2/2007 6:51:26 PM
Does that extra .1 inch of penis on the British troopers count the foreskin?  I agree that a lot of the "who is better" posts sound a lot like this.  The hottest debates going right now is a Marine Corps vs. Army thread that has become downright boring. 
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bob the brit       1/2/2007 9:16:17 PM
can;t say i've looked at that thread, i far as i've seen thus far, the threads that have fifty or more responses get a bit silly, it seems to me that by the twentieth reply, the subject has completely changed
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HIPAR       1/2/2007 9:33:28 PM
It is said the average length of a Buffalo Soldier's member was one foot!

---  CHAS

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