|Whereas we, the undersigning parties, come to the StrategyPage discussion forums for the purposes of discussing topics relevant to military and geopolitical strategies;
Whereas, "You're the 1,765,948th visitor to this page, click here to be ripped off" has little, if any bearing or significance to the discussions at StrategyPage;
Whereas, the so-called "pop-up" advertisements are neither sought, nor desired, and are full of HTML script errors;
We, the undersigned, do bear witness and declare that the presence of pop-up advertisements sucks the sweat off of dead men's testicles and have little if any redeeming value beyond that;
We beseech and request the StrategyPage management to remove the pop-up advertisements, or move them to a section of the website that is voluntarily accessible, should some reprobative user REALLY want the latest deal on inferior cell-phone offers.
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