1. Landmine-proof children 2. Bullet-proof Revolutionary Guards 3. Abrams-proof tanks 4. F14s that can fly maintenance-free (and without spare parts) 5. MIRVs that can hit Israelis while avoiding Palestinians in the same building 6. Force fields that can prevent penetration by all known and future Western weapon systems 7. Invisible mullahs 8. Revolutionary Guards that can jump from 10,000 feet without parachutes 9. Naval divers that can eat their way through the hull of an aircraft carrier with their bare teeth 10. A sense of reality!!! Cheers,

1.a magic lamp when rubbed against the grand ayatollahs p***s will produce a genie that can evade radar and deliver missiles at precision speeds.

Hey, they already have that Abrams proof tank:-) http://iranatom.ru/media/iri/for/forc8pe.htm http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/world/iran/zulfiqar.htm

Special MumboJumbo Decoder Ring, that will interpret the Quran in any magical way via anti-thought waves that the Mullahs desire. Nato Designation: SFB (or Sh%t-for-brains) swhitebull

you forgot to mention one very important piece of info.does it evade radar? ;-)

Cruise missile that explodes like a clusterbomb and each little bomblet homes in on an Infidel. And of course it evades radar.

...you forgot to mention one very important piece of info.does it evade radar? ;-) ... No, but since it is made out of aluminum (substitute for tin) foil shreads and strips, cut to varying lengths, it can also be used as chaff, thus has some evasive potential. Looks like a turban or diaper, to throw the infidels awry. As to Bat-Boy? Hands off - He's OURS!!! and OUR stealth weapon against the mullahcraps. swhitebull - may Mohammed and his followers be subjected to an infinite amount of post-menopausal dried-up virgins in their Paradise, that must STILL keep their burqa's on.

You must wonder exactly how long 72 virgins will last anyway. Do they expect them to stay virgins forever or does the stock replenish itself after use?

Super-stealth radar-evading radar-tracking radar, and even if you could detect this radar with radar the radar is moving far too fast to use radar to stop the radar. And it cannot be detected by radar.

Didn't you guys see the Danish cartoons? They've already run out of virgins! :) Cheers.