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Subject: a list of INVINCIBLE WEAPONS
eggfooyoung    4/4/2006 10:42:19 PM
since we now know that the iranians have completely caught the world by surprise by testing one invincible wonder weapon on a daily basis,i request the forum members to speculate and add to the list of the inventory.make a sincere effort.let ur imagination run wild-u never know how far they got in terms of tech..knw wat i mean.. here goes... 1.radar evading missile. 2.radar evading 285 kmph/hr torpedo. 3.flying boat which can fire missiles as it flies(also radar evading) tomorrows item:radar evading flying saucer? poison spewing sparrow(UAV)? bat-boy? long-range camel piss water jet? floating airplane that can release noxious fumes as it floats? continue the list....the right guess will win appreciation and an honorary title.
 
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Tommi Atkins    RE:continues   4/10/2006 9:30:49 PM
Ahh , the last sentance makes more sense now. except it dosnt. Just to reiterate, we need you to explain how killing terrorists causes people to become terrorists and take up arms against civilians. C'mon Kane, With all that "research" from your Hollywood movie, you can answer us this easy question! Should we assassinate Nicholas Cage in reperations?
 
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Tommi Atkins    Meh Spam!   4/10/2006 9:35:52 PM
< thats why the terrorists in southeast Turkey has colts or modern technology communucaiton stuff > I beleive that there was some years ago a incident where the UK was selling Indoneisia Land Rover "jeeps" which apparently were used to carry political prisoners to places where they were tortured. The UK press went mad about it. if we hadnt sold them those jeeps those prisoners would have been safe. Perhaps you can add that to the Turkish Terrorists carrying "Colts" as an example of western evilness.
 
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eu4ea    RE:continues   4/10/2006 10:58:38 PM
The Blessed Koran Cola, which will turn a believer's pee into a special weaponized high precision radar-evading acid stream capable of eating right through an Abrams tank's frontal armour The Most Holy Special Goat Corps, which are specially trained by the believers to hang out by the latrines (piss be upon them), seek out any circumcised infidel peckers using the infrared radar-evading radars built into their horns, and unleash their righteous fury upon them The super-secret "Ayatollah's Chariot" project - a class of pasenger vehicles so massivelly oversized and with such terrible gas mileage that they'll force the infidels to import endless amounts of oil and thus provide the faithfull with their every material need, plus a war chest of $30 billion in cash. (Not to be confused with the Infidel lard-assed SUV, a very similar device. Almost identical, really, but it doesnt include the detachable prayer mats as a standard feature)
 
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hybrid    RE:Meh Spam!   4/11/2006 1:46:23 AM
" Perhaps you can add that to the Turkish Terrorists carrying "Colts" as an example of western evilness." Oh and just to inquire would those be colt pistols or rather the assault rifle knockoffs that china was forking over to the PA awhile back made by Norinco.
 
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Heorot    RE:Meh Spam!   4/16/2006 9:50:48 AM
For those of you who didn't know, Kane is 15 years old. So cut him a little slack please as he doesn't have the life experience to realise how he is being misinformed. After all, how old were you before you realised that Hollywood's offerings weren't particularly accurate.
 
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eggfooyoung    RE:continues   4/17/2006 2:28:33 AM
Not to be confused with the Infidel lard-assed SUV, a very similar device. Almost identical, really, but it doesnt include the detachable prayer mats as a standard feature) ----now thats a huge leap in technology!!lol!!
 
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Tommi Atkins    RE:Meh Spam!   4/17/2006 3:37:15 AM
Finally watched Lord of War. Brilliant film. Nick Cage stood on the ramp of an Antanov in the middle of a road, handing out free RPG's to African women and children,some of whom were no doubt disabled and gay. This film has shown me the truth about the real reasons America invaded Iraq, and I thank Kane for his meticulous research and for bringing the TRUTH to us simple folk. Kane we owe you a debt.
 
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Tommi Atkins    RE:a list of INVINCIBLE WEAPONS   4/17/2006 5:42:09 AM
http://www.memritv.org/Search.asp?ACT=S6# Nice footage here. Just a quick thought. That boat has a ruddy great windmill stuck on the back. I imagine that a JSTARS could get a nice bladecount from that?
 
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sofa    RE:a list of INVINCIBLE WEAPONS   4/17/2006 3:01:20 PM
Invincible Weapons of Intellect Bagdad Bob Herodotus They're invincible - just ask them.
 
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eggfooyoung    RE:a list of INVINCIBLE WEAPONS   4/17/2006 10:48:05 PM
all republican guards penises to go radioactive by as early as 2007.
 
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