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Fighter Pilot Jokes

Fighter Pilot Jokes

Q.  How do you know your date with the fighter pilot is half over?
A.  He says "but enough about me - wanna hear about my plane?"


Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
A: He'll tell you.


Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.


Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
A: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.

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