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Killed bin Laden	Fish Food	U.S. Releases Osama Bin Laden Photo
More Osama bin Laden Jokes	Osama Bin Laden Death Jokes from Twitter	SAS Stop Clumsy Thief
Who Is Going to Afghanistan First?	'HOSNI MUBARAK' EXPLAINs WHY EGYPT LOVES HIM	New British Destroyer
Suicide Incentives	FIREPOWER	Marine Corp Bumper Stickers
TSA Pin-Up of the Year	TSA Bumper Stickers	Quality, Not Quantity
British Suicide Bombers on Strike!	Parody of Hitler Parodies	Facebook World War II
Seriously	Go Navy	Gurkhas
The US Navy	What's Wrong With This Picture?	Firepower
The First and Second Amendment Combined	Looking Good in Combat	Nancies
Pick A Winner	Diplomacy	Army of One
Appearances	Real Talent	Cow vs. Biplane
Suprise, Suprise	Tank Mouse	British Military Budget Cuts
Harry Potter Joins the Marines	Air Force's New Demo Team	Air Force's New Demo Team
The Navy Invented Sex	Wisdom From Avaition/Military Manuals	You May Be a Taliban, If ...
Pray for Me	Fully Accessorized Rifle	Mental Health Outsourcing
New Taliban Secret Weapon	Fellow Republican	Words Hurt
THE Marine Corps Version of Genesis 1	Military rules, by Service	Mid-Air Refueling
Talking Dog for Sale	Real Army Leaders	Politically Correct Nelson at Trafalgar
Port-a-Potty Terrorist	What is your weirdest mobile call?	Why It Pays to Know English - Warning Soldier Language
'My Plane'	'Kiss Me Sarge'	Hello, Senator Kennedy
Late to Work	Surrounded	New Terrorist Weapon
Paging Mr. Al Kyder	Trusting a Mad Man	Insurgents Interviewed in Iraq
New Digital Cockpit	Proposed Air Force Memorial Change	New Navy Recruiting Ad: WARNING RACY CONTENT
Peter Rabbit Tank Killer	Dear Friend	Landing Accident
How to Prepare for a Deployment to Iraq	Iraqi Explorer	LSD In Combat
Marine Jokes	McHale's Navy Lives	Military Common Sense Rules
Laziest Soldier	When the Chief Dies	Military Rules for the Non-Military Personnel
Military Work Rules	Baghdad Bob's Last Press Conference	Body Doubles
The Cannonical List of French Jokes	Fighter Pilot Jokes	French Victories
Iraqi Navy	Cannonical Murphy's Laws of Combat	Navy/Air Force Joint Operation
New Irai Town Names	Old Marine	Priceless Protest
Rules of Combat	Saddam's Lesser-Known Relatives	Uptight Colonel
More Things You Can't Do in the Army	War is Hell	New French Army Knife
Kilroy � Alive and Well at 65	From South Park to Afghanistan and Hating It	How Fast Can You Fly Backward? Or Why Helicopter Pilots are Superior
Towel Heads	Innovative Ways to Deal With a Random Drug Test (you have to do it in a cup in front of a witness.)	Chickens, Crossing Roads, and Iraq
Mini-CV	Secret Weapon Identified	Flyboy Goes to Heaven
The Army and the Air Force Try to Work Together	A Marine In Hell	Rules of dating a Drill Instructors daughter
A Lesson in Naval Logistics	New Air Force Uniform	What the Rangers Think of the Marines
The Baghdad Diet	Pilot Talking Rules	About Pilots
Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED)	Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part II	Military Alphabet
Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part III	DIRT	Safer in Iraq
Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part IV	Marine Bumper Stickers	Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part V
Naval Combustibles	One of God's Helpers	New Enlistment Oaths
Useful Latin Terms	Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part VI	Time to Reevaluate United States involvement
Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part VII	Top Five Warning Signs of Serious Troop Behavior Problems	The Five Most Dangerous Things in the Army
Failed Al Qaeda Recruiting Posters	Slipping Gear Could Ruin Your Day	Proof Kerry Was In Cambodia
Combat Never Forgets	Aeronautical Humor	Operator Instructions That Could Save Your Life
Stress Management	New Officer Efficiency Reports	Ponchoman
Military Rules	New Army Award	If Today's Media Reported the Battle of Midway
Joint Rules for the Army-Navy-Air Force-Marine Corps Game	There's Something about a Gunny . . . .	How to Clear an Outhouse
Shopping in Israel	12 Step Program for the Military	How to Make Tanks
Military Life, In Their Own Words	Just A Little Puddle	Marine Corps Bumper Stickers
The Power of Sergeants	Sergeants' Methods	How to Cross a River
More French Bashing (all in good fun...)	Warning US Marines	Marine Corps Close Ground Support
New Military Hand Signals	New HUD Message - WARNING Explicit Language	Army Ranger, Marines and crocodile shoes....
How to Wash a Hand Grenade	Mogmarts - Preventative Maintenance Spoof	You Know You have been in Iraq too long when. ...
Camp New York Ain't No Fun	Updated, Improved and Expanded Murphy's Laws of Combat	The Laws of Aviation
Outhouse Attacked by Friendlies	How To Simulate The Life Of A Sailor	Wasting Away in Baghdad
Rangers Versus Special Forces: Hostage Rescue	Zamboni vs F-22	New Airline Cockpit Defense
Apache Speed Trap	Thunder Drones	How Long?
PowerPoint Quotes	What Does That Shirt Say?	A Plane to Fear
What Really Happened to the Submarine Kursk	The New Automated AEF Process	Dancing Machines
If World War II Was an RTS	Things Go Better With Coke	Super Tomcat
Multi-Seat F-14	What If the Iraq War was a RTS	Jane's Reserved Seat
Reliability?	Anciet Wars as an RTS	If Braveheart was a RTS
Sniper Feeling	New Marine Bumper Sticker	New Doctrinal Terms for the US Military
A Pilot's True Love	Calling Card (WARNING VERY NAUGHTY DOUBLE ENTENDRE)	Amphibious Abrams?
Non-Aggressive Marine	Army Staffing	Army Football Practice for Army/Navy Game Delayed
Burt Ruttan B-17	The Chief's Parrot	Cracks on Navy Helicopter
Doing The Work Of	A Medal for Horatius A Medal for Horatius	Taking Care of the Guantanamo Detainees
Moose on the Loose	Murphy�s Laws of Armor	What NCOs have noticed about Officers
New French Recruit	Changes to Recruit Training	Saddam's Nightmare
Seals vs. Green Beret	Spam Saddam	Taliban Kitty Captured
Things to Remember During a War	A True Story from Afghanistan	X-treme Deer Hunting
Bush Fuels Hate of Satan, Albright Says	How to Simulate Life in the Army	New French Threat Levels
Lessons Learned	Sixteen All-Time Biggest REAL Soldier Lies	Modern Military Terms
Mordor War Protests	Murphy's Laws of Combat	Navy Life vs Marine Life
A New Navy-Marine Corp Team	New Military Shoulder Patch	You know you're an "Old Soldier" when....
National Guard in Iraq	Osama Associate Interrogated	How to be Politically Correct when talking about Males and Males in the Army.
Performance Reviews: How To Interpret	Pilot Jokes	Priceless
Real Sergeants	Saddam's Future	Where Saddam Was Really Found
Seal Run	New Army Headgear	Sniper Cat
New Military Map Symbols	Then and Now	Before the Trouble Starts
The New USAF Uniform V-2	US Military Phone Message	The Value of Training
WALL-TO-WALL COUNSELING FM 22-102	Our Favorite Iraqi War Protestors	West Point Jokes
WMD on Google	Gitmo Vacation Get Away	Kofi Annan Announces Hans Blix's New UN Position
The New Chrysler New Yorker 2002	Swimming Swedes	How to Tell the Difference Between the Branches of the US Armed Forces!
Your Picture with the Chief of Staff	Children's Television Workshop Closes Investigation of Bert/Osama Relationship	The Fifteen Commandments of Operational Security
Sarge Pull His Finger	Remember Peace	Pure Stealth
A Marine 24 x 7	"Right, I said Right!"	Military's New Ribbon System to Lift Everyone's Self Esteem
New Additions to FM 101-5-1 Operational Terms & Graphics	The New Call for Fire Procedure for the Army of One	Operation Taliban Eradication
Origin of the Commissioned Officer Insignias (a bit off color)	Pilots and Their Guns	US Army Voice Mail Message
Aviation Humor	Just What the Doctor Ordered	Salty Sailor Talk. WARNING: Offensive Language.
Which Military Service Has Big Brass Ones?	New F-16 Load-Out Display	Fire When Ready, Gridley - Navy & Urnials
1^stSGT Rap	Humorous and Politically Incorrect Artifact from WWII	The Army and the Chicken
DoD's Twelve Days of Christmas	Marine Palm Pilot	Pan Am Opens Air Service to Bagdad
Holiday Greeting	The Night They Gunned Down Santa Claus	"What Time Is It?"
A Helping Hand	The Complete Military History of France	Saddam's New Bodyguards
The French Soldier's Magazine of Choice	US Response to France's Resistance Over War with Iraq	Some German History
New Recruit	Madeleine Albright Finally Discovers Her True Heritage	A Navy for the 21st Century
I Am A Bomb Technician ...	British Officer Fitness Reports	Camouflage Ink Blot Test
New Chinese Military Wok	Defense Computer	Car Catapult
COTS Defined	Dear Marine	The Difference Between the Infantry, the Artillery and the Armored
DoD's Twelve Days of Christmas	Duck	Dumbest Officers?
Expectations	F-16 Recovery	Fast Attack Carrier
French Baath Party	Innovation In Military Funding	Funny Flight Stories
The proper use of the F____ word	The Gettysburg Address for the 21st Century	Rules of the Air
J8 Attack	New Addition to the Fleet	Power Point Patton
An Army of One	Everything I Ever Needed To Know About Life, I Learned As a Helicopter Crewman In Vietnam	Beret Briefing Apology
The Pattern of U.S. Military Operations Since World War II	THE BALLAD OF THE POWER POINT RANGER	Beret Briefing
Which Branch of the Service Do Your Prefer?	How to Simulate Being in the Navy	The Ultimate Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model)
In Fighter Pilot Heaven:	Cuban Government Lodges Protest	Who is the Rhodes Scholar???
President Bush's Adopt a Detainee Program	Skippy's List	Sex Under the Sea
The Alliance of Really Nice Countries	A Hard Lesson	Taliban Dating Service
Taliban TV Guide	UNEP issues environmental warning to Afghanistan	The Axis of Just as Evil
EU COMMISSIONER CHRIS F. PATTEN vs. US GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON	Osama's Valentine	Osama Passes On
Nation Building with Silly Putty	The Night Before Payback	Special Forces Challenge
Osama's To Do List	Bin Laden Releases New Video	American Capitalists Strike Back
Magic Carpet Ride	Do Your Patriotic Duty	Osama Escapes ...
Closer Than They Appear	Air Force Come an' Flatten Your Home	Can Osama Come Out And Play?
Navy Deploys Carrier Based Stealth Bombers	Shark Eats Seal	Air Force Introduces Semi-Smart Bombs
Enforced by Aircraft	Legal Non-Lethal Effects?	"Special Forces" Strike Back
Game Review of Chess	Aim High	The Dog of War Unleashed
Bomb Squad Humor	Strange But True!	A Military Spec Never Dies It Just Goes On and On and ...
"With All Due Respect . . . ."	Big Trouble, Truth Revealed About EP-3 "Accident"	EP-3 Saftey Modification
New Army Uniform	Boeing's Other Fine Products	Elected To Receive
Kabul Weather Forecast.	Osama Bin Laden Found Hiding in US.	United and American Airlines Announce New Non-Stop Service to Afghanistan.
Proposed Design for New World Trade Center.	China Blames U. S. for Second Mid-Air Collision	New Recruit Training Standards
BUSH DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA	Warranty Registration Card	Submarine Launched Fighter
Yet Another Apology Letter	Official Apology Letter to China for the "Incident"	EP-3's Real Mission