December 11, 2004

Austrian doctors have concluded that Ukrainian presidential candidate Viktor Yushchenko was poisoned with dioxin. Apparently he received the dioxin was administered when Yushchenko was having a meal with a senior Ukrainian official. The government, under great public pressure, has also been discovered allowing Russian commandoes into the country. These special troops were apparently to help in destroying embarrassing records, and getting corrupt government officials out of the country and into Russia.