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Subject:
If George W. Bush was an idiot...
Zhang Fei
10/30/2009 8:13:11 AM
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(I'm sure everyone's read this by now, but what the heck). Amusing list...:
If George W. Bush had been the first
President to need a teleprompter
installed to be able to get through a
press conference, would you have
laughed and said this is more proof of
how inept he is on his own and is
really controlled by smarter men
behind the scenes?
If George W. Bush had spent
hundreds of thousands of dollars to
take Laura Bush to a play in NYC,
would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had reduced your
retirement plan's holdings of GM stock
by 90% and given the unions a
majority stake in GM, would you have
approved?
If George W. Bush had made a joke
at the expense of the Special
Olympics, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had given Gordon
Brown a set of inexpensive and
incorrectly formatted DVDs, when
Gordon Brown had given him a
thoughtful and historically significant
gift, would you have approved?
If George W. Bush had given the
Queen of England an iPod containing
videos of his speeches, would you
have thought this embarrassingly
narcissistic and tacky?
If George W. Bush had bowed to the
King of Saudi Arabia , would you have
approved?
If George W. Bush had visited Austria
and made reference to the
non-existent "Austrian language,"
would you have brushed it off as a
minor slip?
If George W. Bush had filled his
cabinet and circle of advisers with
people who cannot seem to keep
current in their income taxes, would
you have approved?
If George W. Bush had been so
Spanish illiterate as to refer to "Cinco
de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican
ambassador when it was the 5th of
May (Cinco de Mayo), and continued
to flub it when he tried again, would
you have winced in embarrassment?
If George W. Bush had mis-spelled
the word "advice" would you have
hammered him for it for years like Dan
Quayle and potatoe as proof of what a
dunce he is?
If George W. Bush had burned 9,000
gallons of jet fuel to go plant a
single tree on Earth Day, would you
have concluded he's a hypocrite?
If George W. Bush's administration
had okayed Air Force One flying low
over millions of people followed by a
jet fighter in downtown Manhattan
causing widespread panic, would you
have wondered whether they actually
get what happened on 9-11?
If George W. Bush had failed to send
relief aid to flood victims throughout
the Midwest with more people killed or
made homeless than in New Orleans ,
would you want it made into a major
ongoing political issue with claims of
racism and incompetence?
If George W. Bush had created the
position of 32 Czars who report directly
to him, bypassing the House and
Senate on much of what is happening
in America , would you have
approved?
If George W. Bush had ordered the
firing of the CEO of a major
corporation, even though he had no
constitutional authority to do so,
would you have approved?
If George W Bush had proposed to
double the national debt, which had
taken more than two centuries to
accumulate, in one year, would you
have approved?
If George W. Bush had then proposed
to double the debt again within 10
years, would you have approved?
So, tell me again, what is it about
Obama that makes him so brilliant and
impressive? Can't think of anything?
Don't worry. He's done all this in 5
months -- so you'll have three years
and seven months to come up with an
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