The Five Most Dangerous Things in the Army

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Subject: The Five Most Dangerous Things in the Army
7/7/2004 1:37:32 AM

1. A Private saying, "I learned this in Basic..."

2. A Sergeant saying, "Trust me, sir..."

3. A Second Lieutenant saying, "Based upon my experience..."

4. A Captain saying, "I was just thinking..."

5. A Warrant Officer chuckling, "Watch this $#!+..."

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Thomas RE:The Five Most Dangerous Things in the Army 7/7/2004 4:07:47 AM

I can top that one: A Danish conscripted NCO with a loose-fitting straightjacket!

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Texastillidie RE:The Five Most Dangerous Things in the Army 4/26/2005 5:27:15 PM

6. An artillery second lieutenant with a map.

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T Tizzal 5/4/2007 9:30:31 AM

yea that just about is the dangerous part of the army since they are clean up for the Marines

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Wayneoh 3/19/2008 2:31:27 PM

I always heard that the two most dangerous things in the Army were a private with a compass or a Lieutenant with a clipboard...

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