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Subject:
You Know Your a Taliban, If ...
5/1/2008 11:18:43 PM
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- You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to
beer.
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You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't afford shoes.
- You have more wives than teeth.
- You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon
'unclean.'
- You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
- You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
- You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives
in your clothing.
- You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
- You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your
cave.'
- You have nothing against women and think every man should own at
least one.
- You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
- You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
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