Mahmud Ahmadinejad and Ali Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani (current and former conservative presidents) are in an airplane over Tehran.

Ahmadinejad says, "I am going to throw down $100, and let 10 Iranian citizens get them and pray for me."

Rafsanjani, who is richer by far, replies, "I am going to throw out $1,000, and let 100 citizens pray for me."

Provoked by the bravado of both men, the pilot mumbles, "I am going to throw both of you out, and let 70 million Iranians pray for me."