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Subject: If World War II Was an RTS
    7/15/2005 1:43:49 AM


If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room
traffic would have gone something like this.

*Hitler[AoE] has joined
the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the
game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the
game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the
game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the
game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill:
hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like
panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a
depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight
me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin:
cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye
frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the
luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant
afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon:
stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur
worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me
an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin
pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the
game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur
wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]:
ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t
u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont!
lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]:
america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]:
thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u
hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the
other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a
path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed
my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im
gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands
full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im
comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before?
sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a
commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t
help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos
the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow:
lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax
hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my
record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to
say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging
hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are
fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been
eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower:
ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this
game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF
my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a
moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why
dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock
u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon:
fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left
the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to
join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0:
hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his
stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some
plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay
gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy
****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won
the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats
bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the
game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me
for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n:
l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n:
shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u
commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the
game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin
has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a
jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the
game.*
 
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ARMA guy    RE:If World War II Was an RTS   7/15/2005 11:07:56 AM
What? No "McRthor" in the game?
 
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Eagle601    RE:If World War II Was an RTS   7/15/2005 3:25:57 PM
Or Nimtiz? Not sure how to spell that different.
 
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weds_child    RE:If World War II Was an RTS   7/21/2005 11:02:37 AM
Hitler, Benny-tow, TOJO and Churchill might have logged on immediately but surely there would then have been a two year wait for Eisenhower, paTTon and Roosevelt to join and that would only be after TOJO started on them.
 
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AlbanyRifles    Yeah, but   7/21/2005 2:18:38 PM
they may not have been in th egame at the start, but at the end there would have been LAMai- and his friends Lil Guy and TUBBIE MAN...
 
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gordon    RE:If World War II Was an RTS   7/22/2005 12:08:34 PM
OMG! LMAO! 2 focking funny! This cracks me up. I play a war game called TEQ and we have war chats as one team attacks another. This hits too close to home. LOL Funniest thing I've seen in a while. Check out TEQ at link
 
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Nichevo    To Die For   7/29/2005 10:39:37 AM
Or from, laughing. Oh my. OMFG indeed. Quibbles: Hitler attacked Russia before Japan the US and the US turned on Tojo and Hitler. Roosevelt, however, was elected in 1932 and was a politician beforetime, to see the rise of fascism as well as communism. ...Hmm, how would you 'hax' the names? N1m_2z? 0pp@nh@%m@r perhaps? Gen_Bback or 1ll_R+rn? oh, funny as heck. Other versions have more explicit swearing but of course SP has its limits.
 
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The Superintendent    RE:To Die For   8/2/2005 11:41:24 AM
Yes, N1m_2z, or HA153y, would make good additions. HA153y: Who doesn't have any ships? T0J0: hey, i already sank that! ... later in the game ... HA153y: Happy returns, Mac ...
 
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Bj    RE:If World War II Was an RTS   3/20/2006 5:29:47 PM
dude thats funny. lol make more!!!!
 
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Tovarich1917    RE:If World War II Was an RTS   4/25/2006 1:03:56 PM
Yeah, funny as heck. Would be even more so with some corrections (Germany attacking USSR to go help Japan ?), or precisions, like : * D4l4-DIE-r has been eliminated * PET-41|\| has joined the game PET-41|\| : I LOVE GERMANY ! * D3_G4ull3 has joined the game D3_G4ull3 : stfu GERMANY SU><>< H1tl3r : yea well have fun in London i'll come get j00 soon
 
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SteelGear    RE:If World War II Was an RTS   5/14/2006 5:21:08 AM
LMAO I have read some of the other jokes which do an RTS spin on other wars but the WW2 is the best one yet.
 
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Liver    RE:If World War II Was an RTS   5/14/2006 7:44:48 AM
ha ha ha OMFG if you liked that youll love this, i got sent it by a mate a while back ....... link - click the BoB link, lord of the rings is funny too though ha ha ha .... enjoy.
 
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Historygeek08       4/14/2008 10:30:14 PM
Well this certainly captured the RTS format, De Gaulle should have re-entered, just in time to "liberate" Paris. At least, he was certain to insist that he was the first to march into the city ( a boost of morale for the french, and a positive bit of p.r. for him). I understand that on RTS they make lots of juvenile comments, but I think the homophobic language could be toned down a bit.
 
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