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gf0012-aust 10/21/2006 10:32:21 PM

All my Ninja training, and I still can't make a proper egg smoke bomb or get my throwing stars to stick

stop cooking the egg first... it needs to be runny to get maximum coverage.....

or you could upsize to an ostrich egg.... MOE. Mother of All Eggs.

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GOP 10/21/2006 10:38:40 PM

I'm still trying to work out whether some in here are taking the mickey or piss out of others.... some of the comments in here can't be serious.

I keep on waiting to see smiley faces at the end of comments.......

just as a small aside - the proper term is "shinobi" - not "ninjas". and Dr Hatsumi must grit his teeth everytime he sees these bloody "ninja training" in special forces comments....

Yes, this thread is filled with ridiculous/uneducated comments. In fact, it is kind of hilarious to look and see some of the responses. When you hear things like "I have heard that DEVGRU is filled with Delta members and they handpick SEALs...just what I have heard", you have to ask the question: Who in the heck told you this? No, your cousin who is a truck driver in the National Guard probably doesn't know the facts regarding Special Operations.

No offense to any truckers in the ARNG, just using that as an example.

Kid, if your going to be a SEAL, you have to stop apologizing, SEALs never apologise....I'm sorry thats just the way they are

I guess that is just who I am, I don't like to offend people. If the Navy doesn't like it, then I'll have to join the NSA through their Agent-to-Super secret uber ultra special paramilitary assasin/hit squad/personal protection program

(sorry, this never get's old).

The star training and egg smoke bomb making will come, but how is the numbchuck training coming?

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mough 10/21/2006 10:44:00 PM

I'm still trying to work out whether some in here are taking the mickey or piss out of others.... some of the comments in here can't be serious.

I keep on waiting to see smiley faces at the end of comments.......

just as a small aside - the proper term is "shinobi" - not "ninjas". and Dr Hatsumi must grit his teeth everytime he sees these bloody "ninja training" in special forces comments....

No offense to any truckers in the ARNG, just using that as an example.

Kid, if your going to be a SEAL, you have to stop apologizing, SEALs never apologise....I'm sorry thats just the way they are

(sorry, this never get's old).

The star training and egg smoke bomb making will come, but how is the numbchuck training coming?

can't use nunchukas, I always hit myself in the nuts

....I have the cordination of a drunk monkey

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mough 10/21/2006 10:45:37 PM

All my Ninja training, and I still can't make a proper egg smoke bomb or get my throwing stars to stick

stop cooking the egg first... it needs to be runny to get maximum coverage.....

or you could upsize to an ostrich egg.... MOE. Mother of All Eggs.

hummmm hard boiled ostrich egg, a lethal weapon in the right hands.....not mine of course, but someone good

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gf0012-aust 10/21/2006 11:04:59 PM

hummmm hard boiled ostrich egg, a lethal weapon in the right hands.....not mine of course, but someone good

if you glued it on to the end of a toilet plunger you could have a cheap ww2 german stick grenade. or bolt a zuni to the back of it and you have a poor mans RPG.

MacGyver watch out.....

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EW3 10/21/2006 11:08:01 PM

is all this supposed to be funny?

I just don't see the yolk

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mough 10/21/2006 11:16:38 PM

is all this supposed to be funny?

I just don't see the yolk

Did you hear that?.........that was me groaning

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mough 10/21/2006 11:19:15 PM

hummmm hard boiled ostrich egg, a lethal weapon in the right hands.....not mine of course, but someone good

if you glued it on to the end of a toilet plunger you could have a cheap ww2 german stick grenade. or bolt a zuni to the back of it and you have a poor mans RPG.

MacGyver watch out.....

I have an idea!!................no sorry that was gas passing

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gf0012-aust 10/21/2006 11:29:07 PM

I have an idea!!................no sorry that was gas passing

I can see a clutch of egg related jokes coming out of this.... the macnamara approach would be to economise all of this - ie into a trained ninja chicken - or an egg laying ninja. economies of scale and function etc......

I'm so eggcited....

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mough 10/21/2006 11:34:30 PM

I have an idea!!................no sorry that was gas passing

I'm so eggcited....

don't make make groan at you to!!, BTW how did you find out about the trained ninja chicken, thats a very hush hush project run by the CIA out of area 51 as a counterbalence to the percived farmyard weapons gap gap, the Chinese of course developing their new stealth cow missile and the Russians with their telekinetic sheep, and the join European nuclear tractor/bailer project....very delayed of course.

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