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Subject:
RE:President Martin Sheen weighs in
bsl
2/20/2003 5:34:30 PM
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| Hollywood, California
Feb. 20
"I'm not an intelligent person, but I play one
on television", Martin Sheen declared.
"I've learned a lot over the last two years of
portraying the President of the United States.
I've learned how unnecessary and immoral this
whole Bush-led war conspiracy really is. Why,
my National Security Advisor was explaining to
me just the other day how the International Zionist Conspiracy teamed up with the Texas
Oil Mafia to try to silence me by planting lies
about my son Charlie, who never had trouble getting a date in his life.
My producer - I mean the producer of my television
show, not the guy who helps me run the country -
told me all about the way the Man tries to choke
off the crack supply, which is against the First
Amendment, you know, and just another McCarthyite
attempt to suppress the creative freedom of
the artistic community.
I'd love to stay and talk some more with you
folk, but I'm late for an appointment. I'm reading
for a role as a surgeon. If I get it, I promise
I'll hold a press conference to explain to all
you people the right way to do brain surgery." |
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