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Subject: You Know Your a Taliban, If ...
    5/1/2008 11:18:43 PM
  1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to

    beer.


  2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you

    can't afford shoes.


  3. You have more wives than teeth.


  4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon

    'unclean.'


  5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.


  6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.


  7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives

    in your clothing.


  8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than

    setting off roadside bombs.


  9. You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your

    cave.'


  10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at

    least one.


  11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.


  12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
 
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ker    You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you    6/22/2008 4:45:41 PM
 You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

"Will some one take the rocket launcher away from jameal before he kills us all."
 
 
 
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