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StrategyPage's Military Jokes and Military Humor

Military Jokes and Humor stories have always amused and entertained. We know that there are hundreds and hundreds of military jokes out there. We thought we would try to share as many with you as possible.

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Harry Potter Joins the Marines	Air Force's New Demo Team	Air Force's New Demo Team
The Navy Invented Sex	Wisdom From Avaition/Military Manuals	You May Be a Taliban, If ...
Pray for Me	Fully Accessorized Rifle	Mental Health Outsourcing
New Taliban Secret Weapon	Fellow Republican	Words Hurt
THE Marine Corps Version of Genesis 1	Military rules, by Service	Mid-Air Refueling
Talking Dog for Sale	Real Army Leaders	Politically Correct Nelson at Trafalgar
Port-a-Potty Terrorist	What is your weirdest mobile call?	Why It Pays to Know English - Warning Soldier Language
'My Plane'	'Kiss Me Sarge'	Hello, Senator Kennedy
Late to Work	Surrounded	New Terrorist Weapon
Paging Mr. Al Kyder	Trusting a Mad Man	Insurgents Interviewed in Iraq
New Digital Cockpit	Proposed Air Force Memorial Change	New Navy Recruiting Ad: WARNING RACY CONTENT
Peter Rabbit Tank Killer	Dear Friend	Landing Accident
How to Prepare for a Deployment to Iraq	Iraqi Explorer	LSD In Combat
Marine Jokes	McHale's Navy Lives	Military Common Sense Rules
Laziest Soldier	When the Chief Dies	Military Rules for the Non-Military Personnel
Military Work Rules	Baghdad Bob's Last Press Conference	Body Doubles
The Cannonical List of French Jokes	Fighter Pilot Jokes	French Victories
Do you have what it takes? (Visa and Mastercard accepted)	Iraqi Navy	Cannonical Murphy's Laws of Combat
Navy/Air Force Joint Operation	New Irai Town Names	Old Marine
Priceless Protest	Rules of Combat	Saddam's Lesser-Known Relatives
Uptight Colonel	More Things You Can't Do in the Army	War is Hell
New French Army Knife	Kilroy � Alive and Well at 65	From South Park to Afghanistan and Hating It
How Fast Can You Fly Backward? Or Why Helicopter Pilots are Superior	Towel Heads	Innovative Ways to Deal With a Random Drug Test (you have to do it in a cup in front of a witness.)
Chickens, Crossing Roads, and Iraq	Mini-CV	Secret Weapon Identified
Flyboy Goes to Heaven	The Army and the Air Force Try to Work Together	A Marine In Hell
Rules of dating a Drill Instructors daughter	A Lesson in Naval Logistics	New Air Force Uniform
What the Rangers Think of the Marines	The Baghdad Diet	Pilot Talking Rules
About Pilots	Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED)	Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part II
Military Alphabet	Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part III	DIRT
Safer in Iraq	Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part IV	Marine Bumper Stickers
Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part V	Naval Combustibles	One of God's Helpers
New Enlistment Oaths	Useful Latin Terms	Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part VI
Time to Reevaluate United States involvement	Staff officers say the strangest things..... (UNCLASSIFIED) Part VII	Top Five Warning Signs of Serious Troop Behavior Problems
The Five Most Dangerous Things in the Army	Failed Al Qaeda Recruiting Posters	Slipping Gear Could Ruin Your Day
Proof Kerry Was In Cambodia	Combat Never Forgets	Aeronautical Humor
Operator Instructions That Could Save Your Life	Subliminal Message in CBS Bush Memos?	Stress Management
New Officer Efficiency Reports	Ponchoman	Military Rules
New Army Award	If Today's Media Reported the Battle of Midway	Joint Rules for the Army-Navy-Air Force-Marine Corps Game
There's Something about a Gunny . . . .	How to Clear an Outhouse	Shopping in Israel
12 Step Program for the Military	How to Make Tanks	Military Life, In Their Own Words
Just A Little Puddle	Marine Corps Bumper Stickers	The Power of Sergeants
Sergeants' Methods	How to Cross a River	More French Bashing (all in good fun...)
Warning US Marines	Marine Corps Close Ground Support	New Military Hand Signals
New HUD Message - WARNING Explicit Language	Army Ranger, Marines and crocodile shoes....	How to Wash a Hand Grenade
Mogmarts - Preventative Maintenance Spoof	You Know You have been in Iraq too long when. ...	Camp New York Ain't No Fun
Updated, Improved and Expanded Murphy's Laws of Combat	The Laws of Aviation	Outhouse Attacked by Friendlies
How To Simulate The Life Of A Sailor	Wasting Away in Baghdad	Rangers Versus Special Forces: Hostage Rescue
Zamboni vs F-22	New Airline Cockpit Defense	Apache Speed Trap
Thunder Drones	How Long?	PowerPoint Quotes
What Does That Shirt Say?	A Plane to Fear	What Really Happened to the Submarine Kursk
The New Automated AEF Process	Dancing Machines	If World War II Was an RTS
Things Go Better With Coke	Super Tomcat	Multi-Seat F-14
What If the Iraq War was a RTS	Jane's Reserved Seat	Reliability?
Anciet Wars as an RTS	If Braveheart was a RTS	Sniper Feeling
New Marine Bumper Sticker	New Doctrinal Terms for the US Military	A Pilot's True Love
Calling Card (WARNING VERY NAUGHTY DOUBLE ENTENDRE)	Amphibious Abrams?	Non-Aggressive Marine
Army Staffing	Army Football Practice for Army/Navy Game Delayed	Burt Ruttan B-17
The Chief's Parrot	Cracks on Navy Helicopter	Doing The Work Of
A Medal for Horatius A Medal for Horatius	Taking Care of the Guantanamo Detainees	Moose on the Loose
Murphy�s Laws of Armor	What NCOs have noticed about Officers	New French Recruit
Changes to Recruit Training	Saddam's Nightmare	Seals vs. Green Beret
Spam Saddam	Taliban Kitty Captured	Things to Remember During a War
A True Story from Afghanistan	X-treme Deer Hunting	Bush Fuels Hate of Satan, Albright Says
How to Simulate Life in the Army	New French Threat Levels	Lessons Learned
Sixteen All-Time Biggest REAL Soldier Lies	Modern Military Terms	Mordor War Protests
Murphy's Laws of Combat	Navy Life vs Marine Life	A New Navy-Marine Corp Team
New Military Shoulder Patch	You know you're an "Old Soldier" when....	National Guard in Iraq
Osama Associate Interrogated	How to be Politically Correct when talking about Males and Males in the Army.	Performance Reviews: How To Interpret
Pilot Jokes	Priceless	Real Sergeants
Saddam's Future	Where Saddam Was Really Found	Seal Run
New Army Headgear	Sniper Cat	New Military Map Symbols
Then and Now	Before the Trouble Starts	The New USAF Uniform V-2
US Military Phone Message	The Value of Training	WALL-TO-WALL COUNSELING FM 22-102
Our Favorite Iraqi War Protestors	West Point Jokes	WMD on Google
Dumbest Officers?	Expectations	F-16 Recovery
Fast Attack Carrier	Find the Bird	French Baath Party
Innovation In Military Funding	Funny Flight Stories	The proper use of the F____ word
The Gettysburg Address for the 21st Century	Gitmo Vacation Get Away	Kofi Annan Announces Hans Blix's New UN Position
The Fifteen Commandments of Operational Security	Children's Television Workshop Closes Investigation of Bert/Osama Relationship	The New Chrysler New Yorker 2002
Swimming Swedes	How to Tell the Difference Between the Branches of the US Armed Forces!	Your Picture with the Chief of Staff
Sarge Pull His Finger	Remember Peace	Pure Stealth
A Marine 24 x 7	"Right, I said Right!"	Military's New Ribbon System to Lift Everyone's Self Esteem
New Additions to FM 101-5-1 Operational Terms & Graphics	The New Call for Fire Procedure for the Army of One	Operation Taliban Eradication
Origin of the Commissioned Officer Insignias (a bit off color)	Pilots and Their Guns	US Army Voice Mail Message
Aviation Humor	Just What the Doctor Ordered	Salty Sailor Talk. WARNING: Offensive Language.
Which Military Service Has Big Brass Ones?	New F-16 Load-Out Display	Fire When Ready, Gridley - Navy & Urnials
1^stSGT Rap	Humorous and Politically Incorrect Artifact from WWII	The Army and the Chicken
DoD's Twelve Days of Christmas	Marine Palm Pilot	Pan Am Opens Air Service to Bagdad
Holiday Greeting	The Night They Gunned Down Santa Claus	"What Time Is It?"
A Helping Hand	The Complete Military History of France	Saddam's New Bodyguards
The French Soldier's Magazine of Choice	US Response to France's Resistance Over War with Iraq	Some German History
New Recruit	Madeleine Albright Finally Discovers Her True Heritage	A Navy for the 21st Century
I Am A Bomb Technician ...	British Officer Fitness Reports	Camouflage Ink Blot Test
New Chinese Military Wok	Defense Computer	Car Catapult
COTS Defined	Dear Marine	The Difference Between the Infantry, the Artillery and the Armored
DoD's Twelve Days of Christmas	Duck	Submarine Launched Fighter
Yet Another Apology Letter	Official Apology Letter to China for the "Incident"	EP-3's Real Mission
How to Simulate Being in the Navy	The Ultimate Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model)	In Fighter Pilot Heaven:
An Army of One	Beret Briefing Apology	Everything I Ever Needed To Know About Life, I Learned As a Helicopter Crewman In Vietnam
The Pattern of U.S. Military Operations Since World War II	THE BALLAD OF THE POWER POINT RANGER	Beret Briefing
Which Branch of the Service Do Your Prefer?	The Alliance of Really Nice Countries	Sex Under the Sea
Skippy's List	Navy Deploys Carrier Based Stealth Bombers	Can Osama Come Out And Play?
Air Force Come an' Flatten Your Home	Proposed Design for New World Trade Center.	United and American Airlines Announce New Non-Stop Service to Afghanistan.
Osama Bin Laden Found Hiding in US.	Kabul Weather Forecast.	Boeing's Other Fine Products
Elected To Receive	"Special Forces" Strike Back	UNEP issues environmental warning to Afghanistan
Taliban TV Guide	A Hard Lesson	Taliban Dating Service
Closer Than They Appear	Osama Escapes ...	Do Your Patriotic Duty
Magic Carpet Ride	American Capitalists Strike Back	Bin Laden Releases New Video
Osama's To Do List	Special Forces Challenge	The Night Before Payback
Nation Building with Silly Putty	Osama Passes On	Osama's Valentine
Aim High	EU COMMISSIONER CHRIS F. PATTEN vs. US GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON	Game Review of Chess
The Axis of Just as Evil	Bomb Squad Humor	The Dog of War Unleashed
Who is the Rhodes Scholar???	President Bush's Adopt a Detainee Program	Cuban Government Lodges Protest
Shark Eats Seal	Enforced by Aircraft	Legal Non-Lethal Effects?
Air Force Introduces Semi-Smart Bombs	J8 Attack	Rules of the Air
New Addition to the Fleet	Power Point Patton	A Military Spec Never Dies It Just Goes On and On and ...
Strange But True!	"With All Due Respect . . . ."	Big Trouble, Truth Revealed About EP-3 "Accident"
EP-3 Saftey Modification	New Army Uniform	China Blames U. S. for Second Mid-Air Collision
New Recruit Training Standards	BUSH DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA	Warranty Registration Card